Sakon Nakhon

Friday, April 5, 2013

As posted by Overly sharp dagger Sriboonlue in Nong Han Luang FM 99.50.

Translated by Google Translate

2:21pm Apr 4

Prohibition that Festival 2556 are as follows:

1. prohibit buying and selling on the flanks. Any violation. Punishable both.

2. Do not turn on the sound. Any violation. Punishable both.

3. Do not splash water tank pickup truck on the streets to oppose the imposition guilty. But if it is in violation of the prohibition. The accident resulted in a violation of an offense.

4. forbidden to sit or stand on the rear tailgate Splashing Water.

5. Do not play with high pressure spray gun. Any violation. With imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or to a fine not exceeding 4,000 baht fine.

6. Do not put ice spa. Any violation. Arrested immediately.

7. Woman banned for obscenity. If any violations were immediately guilty of lewd acts with girls or women.

8. prohibit the sale of alcoholic beverages in public swimming areas. If the sale to children under 20 years, or for those who are already drunk. A fine not exceeding $ 20,000 or imprisonment for not more than one year

9. ban on drinking alcohol in the car, both the driver and passenger to drink alcohol. To imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or to a fine not exceeding 10,000 baht fine.

10th. Do not play if the batter is warned. But for the distribution of flour. A fine not exceeding 2,000 Baht

11. prohibit drunk driving. Any violation. Punishable by imprisonment not exceeding one year. Or a fine of 5,000 to 20,000 baht, or both imprisonment and fine. And the court shall suspend the driver's license is required at least six months. Or revoked driver's license.

It's helpful to have some crossword knowledge to make sense of the Google translation.
I had a really good laugh reading the rules.
It wasn't just the translation that made me laugh, I suppose most of these rules apply "where police is present."