Senior Citizens

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Punta Gorda, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Cape Coralreminiscing . The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

Friday at Apples

On June 15, 1992, then Vice President Dan Quayle was visiting Munoz Rivera School in Trenton, New Jersey. In front of a classroom full of kids, Quayle spelled 'potato' with an 'e' at the end. William Figueroa informed the VP that he had spelled it wrong

Recovering from hand surgery

Even though most injuries from last month's motorcycle accident have healed almost completely, I did have a rock embedded in my left hand.  
In recent days it started to cause severe pain.  I attempted home surgery to remove the stone.  I was unsuccessful and decided it was time for a visit to the hospital.  The stone turned out to be a quarter inch triangle.  The surgery was performed at the Raksakol private hospital at a cost of 6,000 baht.
After the surgery, the pain in my hand was quite a bit less than with the rock embedded in my hand.  I can stash the pain medicine for some other pain in the future.

Compared to US prices, the surgery was quite inexpensive, yet local hospital prices have gone up.

Nine years ago I paid 6,000 baht for a CT scan when I fell on my head in my living room.  Last week I had a CT scan to confirm the results of the artery surgery done six months ago.  This time the scan cost 18,000 baht.  The recent scan confirmed that everything is back to normal.

T.i.T.

Thai Authorities To Promote 'Martial Law Tourism'

'Martial law killing arrivals' - The Nation

2014 Asian Le Mans event in Thailand cancelled Motorsport.com

British Foreign Office warns travelers about      Thailand’s islands  Asian Correspondent

Too much of a good thing

Thai rubber farmers call for bailout
   as prices dropThe Malay Mail Online

Koh Tao Legend

Thailand murder suspects ask British police
  for independent DNA tests Daily Mail Online

So says the government

Thai tourism grows due to better confidence
National News Bureau of Thailand