Thursday, October 16, 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Senior Citizens
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Cape Coralreminiscing . The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.
Recovering from hand surgery
Even though most injuries from last month's motorcycle accident have healed almost completely, I did have a rock embedded in my left hand.
In recent days it started to cause severe pain. I attempted home surgery to remove the stone. I was unsuccessful and decided it was time for a visit to the hospital. The stone turned out to be a quarter inch triangle. The surgery was performed at the Raksakol private hospital at a cost of 6,000 baht.
After the surgery, the pain in my hand was quite a bit less than with the rock embedded in my hand. I can stash the pain medicine for some other pain in the future.
Compared to US prices, the surgery was quite inexpensive, yet local hospital prices have gone up.
Nine years ago I paid 6,000 baht for a CT scan when I fell on my head in my living room. Last week I had a CT scan to confirm the results of the artery surgery done six months ago. This time the scan cost 18,000 baht. The recent scan confirmed that everything is back to normal.
In recent days it started to cause severe pain. I attempted home surgery to remove the stone. I was unsuccessful and decided it was time for a visit to the hospital. The stone turned out to be a quarter inch triangle. The surgery was performed at the Raksakol private hospital at a cost of 6,000 baht.
After the surgery, the pain in my hand was quite a bit less than with the rock embedded in my hand. I can stash the pain medicine for some other pain in the future.
Compared to US prices, the surgery was quite inexpensive, yet local hospital prices have gone up.
Nine years ago I paid 6,000 baht for a CT scan when I fell on my head in my living room. Last week I had a CT scan to confirm the results of the artery surgery done six months ago. This time the scan cost 18,000 baht. The recent scan confirmed that everything is back to normal.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
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