Monday, October 27, 2014
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Sweet Talk
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| Local muffins tiny but great that's a lighter above |
Cotton candy was invented by a dentist
Popsicles were invented by a 11 year old
Twinkie shelf life is probably around 30 years
Increment #1
Egg prices of all sizes to go up 20 satang from Monday
Thai PBS English News
1 Baht = 100 satang
Size 0 eggs to cost US$0.10 ea
Size 3 eggs US$0.09 ea
Scottish Technology gone Haywire
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Old age target practice
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Thai armed forces' needs
Armed forces let 'half-Thais' serve Bangkok Post
To serve in the Thai armed forces, previously both parents were required to be Thai. Under the new regulation only one parent is required to be a Thai citizen.
The first ฿200 is on me
for your day/evening out November 1
Apples, Pitstop, Roadhouse will have a ฿200 starter kit for all ex-pat customers (includes long-stay foreigners, teachers), limit one per customer, limit ฿4,000 per establishment.
Had anticipated to celebrate the "seven-oh" in a big way. Not going to happen, maybe later.
Two of four (birthday) celebrants have medical conditions. Samart just spent a week in the hospital. He looks like a pincushion. I've been to the hospital three times last week due to a motorcycle accident I had a month ago.
More hospital visits are planned
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