Are you coming out for a drink today ?

Not in this heat.
Heck, that makes is more of a reason to drink.
Naw. I prefer to have drinks served to me at my oversized bathtub. 

Turned on My roof sprinkling system around noon.
Water flows down the roof into the gutter, back into the water supply.
And that's how you cool the roof and create plenty of boiling hot water.

Bet the local canals will be crowded tomorrow.
Yes the hot season is on!
Next weekend the feels like temperature is forecast to be 48C (118.4F)