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UNDERWEAR DUST One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast' . Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded . The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer . 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out . ' Cathy ', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker .. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'! 'guys just never learn, do not piss off the woman'
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast' . Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded . The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer . 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out . ' Cathy ', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker .. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'! 'guys just never learn, do not piss off the woman'
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have arrived"
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "what’s that for?"
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!". . .
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