Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Noisy Thai Temples & Local Sign taxes

Crazy Californians
Neighbors of Wat Mongkolratanaram, a Thai Temple in Berkley, are complaining.
Their weekly brunches are too noisy.
Neighbors want these events limited to no more than three times a year.
They also want to enforce a "amplifier city ordinance.'
Amplifiers can only be used seven times a year with special permit.

Saw this news item at the Berkley Daily Planet





... would your tax collector do that?

Local Government employees visited Graham at his watering hole. Time to pay the sign taxes.
Yes if you place a business sign on the front wall of your establishment, you gotta pay a sign tax.
It's not much of an expense if your sign is in Thai. 
Gets quite pricier if your sign is in any other language.

Someone had forgotten to collect this tax from the previous business located there (Ned's Bar).
So they just included these overdue taxes on Graham's tab.
Of course he wasn't thrilled about that. He'll gladly pay what's due from the date his business permit was issued.

The tax agents, two very sweet young Ladies, promised to "check with their supervisor."
Meanwhile, one of the ladies, took the broom from Graham's hand and helped him sweep a few dirt spots on the floor. 

Now you have you ask yourself, would your tax collector do that? Not mine !!

Monday, March 23, 2009

What is the smallest country?

"Quiz night was a success," according to Toon Army Restaurant and Bar owner Graham.
"We are going to make it a weekly event, every Wednesday evening starting at 7:30."
Up to four players per team. 

If you are a trivia junkie then you may be interested in joining in.
The smallest country in the world is  vatican city at .2 square miles, with no permanent residents. 

S-BAC Graduation Ceremony

Joey graduates. (March 21)

Even though Joey had spent weekends in school for previous two years, he only had a high school equivalent certificate.
For the past few years he had attended school with me as teaching assistant.
Based on that experience, he earned a college degree.

See the complete album here -->> 090321 S-Bac Graduation

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Slow News Day

You can't call it anything else, other than slow news day.
... Busted Boner.... Phuket Gazette
Thai Man Breaks Penis.... THAI VISA Forum
Been that way for me to: "SLOW"
On the morning of Joey's graduation I had a sore throat and my ulcer was tap dancing in my midsection.
I handed Joey the camera and wished him all the best. Of course after the ceremony there was an extensive party.


"M" showing the emotion of the day.


A couple stiff drinks reduced the throat pain and stomach problems in the afternoon.

Looking ahead: There seems to be plenty of rainy periods over the next ten days.
It's too early to tell, and let's hope its downgraded.
The forecast FEELS LIKE temperature for one day next weekend is 53 (129F). Drink plenty of water!! Stay in the shade.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Essential Home Improvements

As sad as it may be, with the economic downturn crime and especially burglaries are on the increase.

It's been quite a few years ago, but I had two such intrusions.  Once a computer was stolen, a week later a video camera.  Things which are easily sold and hard to trace.

The windows did have metal bars on them, held in place by quarter inch screws. After the fact I tested these bars. I was able to remove them in under two minutes.




I was afraid to leave my house unattended, for fear of further intrusions.

Metal bars and noisy dogs reestablished my confidence.




Friday, March 20, 2009

Hack, Hack, Cough, Cough

Those aren't clouds in the sky.  See the NASA photo here
Sakon Nakhon FC had a sort of exhibition game last weekend against a local team with a 7/2 win.
Last years horrible season can be blamed on team selection.
Provincial teams played off and the winning team represented the province. It's player selection this year.

Mango trees may be the next major money crop Bkk Post

Formaldehyde in your American made Baby products SKY News

Big C advertisement flyers in English

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Lets get this college party started...

My invitation to a local party stated 18:00 (previous post). But then I am familiar with 'Thai Time.'  
We arrived early and had a drink in the hotel's restaurant.
When we made our entrance in the ballroom at 6:15, the room was almost empty.
I expected that. The Thai Lady Band was doing some final rehearsals and kept me pleasantly entertained.

By 7 p.m. people began to trickle in. It took another half hour before the room began to fill.
Meanwhile I continued to enjoy the performances by the "Thai Lady Band." They are simply superb.




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Then all of a sudden every person with a camera cell phone sprang into action.
Right about then I lost control of my camera. The party had turned into a paparazzi frenzy.
Where have I seen these guys before? Ah.. well... of course... television. 
Everyone wanted to pose with the "stars."



I do enjoy graduation parties, but they also sadden me a bit. It's somewhat of a going away party for students who I have known and befriended.

As can be expected, as the school sponsored party ended, everyone regrouped at the local disco.


See this album here 090318 S-BAC Graduation Party


Swimming pools are fun...

A great way to keep cool in Isaan
Local contractors will build you one for 1 million baht or more. Less expensive alternatives are available.

Things to consider:

Size
Do you really need an olympic size swimming pool?
Large pools require more maintenance and are more expensive to operate.
They also tend to attract more visitors.
If small children are going to use the pool, considering the depth is also important.
Above ground or below ground pool. Below ground pools will require pumping to drain a pool.
Water supply.
Pool water should be changed once or twice a year, depending greatly on usage and maintenance.
Having water trucked in is the most expensive way of filling your pool.
If you're using ground water you may be confronted with undesirable additives requiring extra filtration.
My personal preference was the installation of a number of large water tanks which store rain water.
Local tropical rains are heavy enough to fill your pool in under an hour.
Shower and toilet facilities
A must, unless you want all your visitors traipsing through your house.
Pool supplies
Pumps, filters, chemicals can be acquired locally, but of course are more costly than getting them from a pool supplier in Bangkok.
There are a variety of pumps and filters, get some professional advice. Visit a pool shop in Bangkok

The amount of chemicals required depends on the size of the pool and the cleanliness of the users.
I tell my guest to shower before and after using the pool.
Unfortunately their understanding of taking a shower means simply getting wet.
Body sweat, oils, makeup perfumes, colognes, hair gel, all will require extra pool cleaning.
Covered or uncovered
Open pools tend to collect more dust, leaves and other debris, while enclosed pools will have less of this problem.
Lightening
Great for evening pool parties, but they also tend to attract a large number of uninvited guests: bugs.
Yellow fluorescent lighting seems to attract the least number of bugs, white or black-light attracts the most.
Tile or cement
I made the mistake of tiling the floor around the pool. The kids had a ball using the wet floor as a slide.
But after a third fall, causing injury, that was replaced.


First mistake: Too small. I wanted something more like a jacuzzi.


Second Mistake: Started digging during the rainy season.


* Neighborhood teens provided inexpensive labor.
Planned the depth to be even with street water drains. Pool can be emptied without pumps.

With a roof to protect from the elements, a local contractor poured the cement.







Sharp edges and corners were a mistake. Corners should be rounded, otherwise they become collection points for sand and dirt.
End Part 1

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Graduation Ceremonies and Party Season

Received a first invitation to a graduation party this season. The party is this evening.
Quite an innovation:  V.I.P invitations 1,800 baht.
Might sound a bit pricey, but that revenue pays for first rate entertainment, Previously mentioned