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Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Bush Joke revived as Obama Joke
This joke first appeared ten years ago "George Bush was out jogging one morning"
it has been revived
Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes." Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.
The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my Dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
it has been revived
Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes." Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.
The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my Dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Worst Drought Proclaimed
I did expect we would see such headlines, but not this early in the year.
It won't be long until other provinces are added to the list.
End result may well be higher grocery prices
It won't be long until other provinces are added to the list.
End result may well be higher grocery prices
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