As I walked out of the house this morning, I made a very quick u-turn, grabbed some knifes and a machete, and began target practice.
Once I ran out of knifes to throw, I threw shoes, helmets and even an umbrella.
There are sort of bite marks in all the things I threw.
Nothing worked. My next weapon was a cup of bleach thrown from an open window.
Nothing worked. My next weapon was a cup of bleach thrown from an open window.
That apparently slowed down my target and I felt safe to leave the house.
Grabbing a four foot metal bar, I was able to eliminate my three foot target.
Grabbing a four foot metal bar, I was able to eliminate my three foot target.
A reminder to all, if you hear plenty of frogs, then expect snakes to be nearby.
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