Saturday, January 22, 2011

Eager to be very intimate with you

What's the mosquito population like?


There's plenty of em that's for sure.
Best advice: Stay indoors during mosquito rush hours at dawn and dusk.

If you do need to go outdoors, send them smoke signals that you would like them to leave.
I did that on my front porch this morning. 
I use three smoke coils for eviction proceedure.

Keep your ankles covered.  Human feet produce and enzyme which advertises to mosquitoes "Dine Here".   The breath you exhale and your sweat are other main attractants.

Stay near a fan whenever possible.
Mosquitoes loose flight control in windy areas

I prefer nontoxic propellants with citronella for uncovered skin. 



Also read what I've previously written on the subject

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